# 10 Hello its me!!

Hello Daddy
Just come back from a lovely walk, and while Mummy is outside shooing away the cats in her own delicate way, I thought I'd get on the lap top and write you, well I'm not on the lap top, I'm under the table with my paws reaching over the top to the keypad. Anyway, sorry it has been a few days since I last wrote to you, but I've had "writers block" thats my excuse and I'm sticking with it!

I made a boo boo this morning, I shared this page on Mum's Face-book by mistake. I know silly billy me, but one of Mums old school chums has mailed her, and she is feeling a little fed up so i thought I'd let the lady read some of my letters to you, I'm told they have a comical quality about them, so I thought I'd share.I do hope they make her laugh, perhaps I should try comedy, a Bafta could be on its way to me you never know!

Well Daddy its been a quiet week, Sue, Gail, Andy, Mo and Leigh all tried to get Mummy to have her party for her birthday last Saturday, but no joy!! she just wasn't going to play, so the punch bowl did'nt come out. instead I had to watch Mummy screaming at the rugby, Wales won, which made her scream louder and then she hit the bottle with a vengance and by 11pm she was dancing like a lunitic to all her Tamla records in the kitchen, on her own! silly cow!! when I could see the lights from the neighbours torches shining into the kitchen and dinning room. I managed to pull the blinds!I can't take much more of this Disco Diva behaviour.
As she had a tipple or two she thought she'd be clever and invite everyone to a party for the Royal Wedding at our house, ha ha,I bet she regrets that now, as she is getting loads of replys, so Daddy if your not home for this Regal event, please could you let me come on-board with you, I could easily portray myself as a sniffer dog, my nose is in good working oder and I can play the part really well, please Daddy, Please!

Mummy's got a suitcase out so it can only mean one of two things, were either going away for a few days or she's being sectioned, the latter would be more prefrible to me, she really does need help, she's talking to herself more and more. Infact today as we went on our walk and she saw alot of flowers being delivered to peoples house, (it must be something to do with the date) she kept saying to herself "I won't be upset if I don't get a bouquet of Roses,I really won't" I DON'T THINK SO DADDY! so whatever this day means, then for your sake I do hope somebody arrives with flowers for her, so she can open the door all shocked and go "For me, really for me" yeah right! I've seen her when she's trying to act all suprised, and believe me Daddy she could give Colin Firth a run for his money.

Ok Daddy, I've found my voice again, so I promise to write to you soon, I do miss you so very much and send lots of love to you. I Miss you

Molly xxxxxxxxxxx


Ps: I'm not one to talk, but do you know on Mummy's facebook status it says that she is in a Relationship with some idiot called Mio Prego!! who the hell is that?
I promise to do some digging and I don't mean the in the garden! will get back to you after my cloak and dagger exsploits.

PPs: Don't worry Daddy if he comes round the house I promise to fart! and blame it on him, or I'll go into a dive and blame my rolling about in agony on him kicking me! and if that doesn't work I'll BITE him !