# 10 Hello its me!!

Hello Daddy
Just come back from a lovely walk, and while Mummy is outside shooing away the cats in her own delicate way, I thought I'd get on the lap top and write you, well I'm not on the lap top, I'm under the table with my paws reaching over the top to the keypad. Anyway, sorry it has been a few days since I last wrote to you, but I've had "writers block" thats my excuse and I'm sticking with it!

I made a boo boo this morning, I shared this page on Mum's Face-book by mistake. I know silly billy me, but one of Mums old school chums has mailed her, and she is feeling a little fed up so i thought I'd let the lady read some of my letters to you, I'm told they have a comical quality about them, so I thought I'd share.I do hope they make her laugh, perhaps I should try comedy, a Bafta could be on its way to me you never know!

Well Daddy its been a quiet week, Sue, Gail, Andy, Mo and Leigh all tried to get Mummy to have her party for her birthday last Saturday, but no joy!! she just wasn't going to play, so the punch bowl did'nt come out. instead I had to watch Mummy screaming at the rugby, Wales won, which made her scream louder and then she hit the bottle with a vengance and by 11pm she was dancing like a lunitic to all her Tamla records in the kitchen, on her own! silly cow!! when I could see the lights from the neighbours torches shining into the kitchen and dinning room. I managed to pull the blinds!I can't take much more of this Disco Diva behaviour.
As she had a tipple or two she thought she'd be clever and invite everyone to a party for the Royal Wedding at our house, ha ha,I bet she regrets that now, as she is getting loads of replys, so Daddy if your not home for this Regal event, please could you let me come on-board with you, I could easily portray myself as a sniffer dog, my nose is in good working oder and I can play the part really well, please Daddy, Please!

Mummy's got a suitcase out so it can only mean one of two things, were either going away for a few days or she's being sectioned, the latter would be more prefrible to me, she really does need help, she's talking to herself more and more. Infact today as we went on our walk and she saw alot of flowers being delivered to peoples house, (it must be something to do with the date) she kept saying to herself "I won't be upset if I don't get a bouquet of Roses,I really won't" I DON'T THINK SO DADDY! so whatever this day means, then for your sake I do hope somebody arrives with flowers for her, so she can open the door all shocked and go "For me, really for me" yeah right! I've seen her when she's trying to act all suprised, and believe me Daddy she could give Colin Firth a run for his money.

Ok Daddy, I've found my voice again, so I promise to write to you soon, I do miss you so very much and send lots of love to you. I Miss you

Molly xxxxxxxxxxx


Ps: I'm not one to talk, but do you know on Mummy's facebook status it says that she is in a Relationship with some idiot called Mio Prego!! who the hell is that?
I promise to do some digging and I don't mean the in the garden! will get back to you after my cloak and dagger exsploits.

PPs: Don't worry Daddy if he comes round the house I promise to fart! and blame it on him, or I'll go into a dive and blame my rolling about in agony on him kicking me! and if that doesn't work I'll BITE him !

# 9 Your gone !

Hello Daddy
 I'm sorry I haven't written to you, but I was really upset when you went, I haven't eaten or slept properly since last Friday when you went. I knew your time at home was up, I could see your suitcase at the top of the stairs, and Mummy kept putting things in and then taking them out, her normal routine when it comes to packing. You were also very quiet the last few days and I could sense you were getting stressed with re-turning back to work. Mummy was saying to Michele that its minus 10 deg where you are so I hope your all wrapped up and keeping warm.

Mummy's new coat came yesterday so she looked very smart when she took me for my walk, she's also got new wellies, nice black ones, so she was strutting her stuff when we walked around Plymbridge, she cleans up very well, when she makes the effort!

 I was just hoping that perhaps I would get a new winter coat, one of those fancy ones with tiger print or fur! I did think that with us being a family, when you both bought new coats, you would have bought me one as well! but with me being a bit on the large size after the Christmas feasts nothing is fitting me at the moment, but I will try to lose weight, I did find it funny Daddy when the vet started to tell you off about my weight at our last visit, that you put the blame on Michele and my stay there during your time away in Rome ha ha! another holiday without me. Just thought I'd throw that one in!

Brooke came to stay yesterday and we played ball, and she came for a walk with me and Mummy, she also fed me 3 of her chips, and half of her fish finger, didn't like the peas much, but don't tell Mummy, so much for my diet ha ha! I do love my food

Its Mummy's birthday in a few days, so I am hoping you've thought of something, as I haven't got a clue what to do. Oh god and its Valentines day! so get your skates on Daddy and think of something really nice for her. I know she'll miss you not being around on her special day, but thats ok I will give her lots of love.

Sorry Daddy, I do seem a little boring in this letter,  I just miss you lots and Mummy hasn't got into her stride yet, I'm sure I'll have lots more to tell you in a day or so. Mummy is going to cook "Italian" for the girls on her birthday, so if the punch bowl comes out of the cupboard, and Mummy does her special mixture! there will be loads to tell you the next day, and if I can work her new camera, I'll take some snaps, that should be fun.

Well Daddy I'm going to finish now, as I'm so boring I'm falling asleep myself, so god help you reading this.

I love you lots and miss you more than you will ever know.
  Night Night   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx